The Underkilt of a Mc Fatfat.

Ireland and Scotland are both morning the death of hundreds of children who drowned nearly two hundred years ago. Though Ireland did not lose any children in the mishap, they morn in sympathy with their brethren. It all began in a school yard when one lone little red headed girl pointed a finger and shouted, "Look! It's Shane Fatty Mc Fatfat!" as it has always been feared the site of a Mc Fatfat in a kilt, the little girl screamed and began to run across the moor followed by all the children in the school yard. Now it is well known that the Mc Fatfats are notoriously friendly. It is also known that the Mc Fatfats are not as hygienic as others. As Shane ran, the children ran through the moor collecting more children as they ran. When all hope seemed gone, the children came to the Great Loch of Ness and ran into the water splashing in horror. It is also known that the Mc Fatfats are not too bright. Shane thought this was all a game. He was sweaty and thought to himself that a swim would be good after such a run. Shane removed his shirt, then his shoes, then he began to remove his kilt. One child remained on the shore praying to St. Patrick of Ireland to remove one more snake. Suddenly as Shane approached the ness, a great beast arose out of the water and snatched him up. It is thought that Shane was enough of a meal to withstand two hundred years of hunger. Others believe that any Mc Fatfat would result in an immediate coronary. Nobody knows. Still Ireland would have lived with snakes if Scotland could have been rid of the site of the underkilt of a Mc Fatfat.